of
Judge Harold Wright
One day, a man came
home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
Sexy nightie. "Tie me up,"
she purred, "and you can do anything you
want."
So he tied her up and went
golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching
her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. She slammed the
door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won
the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God!
What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain
stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said.
"Just get the hell out."
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