Under examination, a Scot said he was he was the victim of discrimination when he was refused a book at a Glasgow library.
He said he was most polite. He had said to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye ha ony books on suicide?'
With a Scottish eye always on the bottom line, she looked at him over the top of her glasses and said, “Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!”
“Case dismissed,” said Judge Wright with knowing wink at the librarian.
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Witness: I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Judge Wright sentenced the man to a bottle of rum and a case of empathy.
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