for Frank
Stronach of Magna International
While Belinda the Defectionist flounders in shallow water on the Hill, her father, Frank Stronach, with an eye ever on the bottom line, is grazing in greener pastures with his new buddy, Vladimir Putin
To keep himself virile and active
in the company, the Magna supremo and controlling shareholder enjoys bedding a
bevy of babes. The latest is Mistress Cindy, who he has stashed away in a condo
beside his golf course in
You can be sure she’s well taken
care of. After all, Frank rakes in $52 million a year, tax free. He has avoided
paying income tax on $198 million income since 1994 by declaring his principal
residence in
On the business front, while
Canadian politicos are busy denouncing he evil doings of
How does an immigrant fender
mender from
Well, one good deed leads to another. Frank’s latest Teutonic business partner is none other than Gerhard Schroeder. In his capacity as German chancellor for a number of years, Schroeder developed excellent international connections — which he has generously handed to Frank — for a small fee of course.
It seems that Frank has been
regularly jetting to
Rumour has it that Magna plans to lay off 3,000 Toronto-area workers as part of an aggressive restructuring plan that includes plant closures among the company’s Canadian operations.
There have been outrageous
suggestions that those jobs will move to
Coincidence? We think not.
Frank, whose motto has always been, “My wife is married, I am not,” should have no problems exercising his philosophy in the Kremlin, where tall, leggy, blondes (Frank’s specialty) outnumber the men, three-to-one.
That’s one way of driving the economy.
(With notes from Frank
Magazine.)