Laughter rules in the court

of Judge Harold Wright

(You already know him as Doctor of Punology. From now on he will also wear the mantle of Judge Wright who holds court in the realm of satire. This continuing column represents our philosophy that there can be no life without laughter.)

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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